Fortune Cookie

Crack a digital cookie for a fortune.

About

Click to crack open a fortune cookie. Get a random fortune from a built-in pool of a couple hundred. Plus a lucky number, because real fortune cookies always have those.

How to use

Click the cookie.
Read your fortune.
Take it more seriously than you should.

FAQ

Are these real fortunes?+

Some are pulled from the actual rotation. Others were written from scratch in the same style. They're all vague enough to apply to anyone.