Random Excuse Generator

Bail on plans with style.

My internet is down and the cable company is sending someone tomorrow.

About

Generates a random excuse for skipping plans, being late, or missing a deadline. Mix of believable, absurd, and pure chaos. Use responsibly. Or don't.

How to use

Pick a category (work, plans, deadline).
Hit generate.
Send it.

FAQ

Are these meant to be used seriously?+

No. Most are obviously silly. The believable ones are for entertainment, not actual deception.