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Shakespearean Insult Generator

Random insult in the style of the Bard.

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Thou puking weather-bitten horn-beast!

50 × 50 × 50 = 125,000 possible insults. Words drawn from Shakespeare's plays.

About

Combines three lists of Shakespeare-era adjectives and a noun for an insult that sounds like it came out of the Globe. 'Thou clouted hedge-born canker-blossom!' Family friendly enough.

How to use

  1. Click to roll an insult.
  2. Roll again for a new combination.

FAQ

Are these real Shakespeare words?+

Yes. The word lists come from concordances of Shakespeare's plays. The combinations are random, but every individual word appears in his works.

Are any of them offensive?+

By modern standards, no. They're archaic enough to read as funny. The original meanings can be harsh but the words feel quaint now.